Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Adventure #46 - 48: Summer Tour 2012 Salt Lake City, Boise, and Richland

After a few days of (not always positive) excitement, it was kind of nice to have a string of unspectacular but certainly good shows. We left Rock Springs, Wyoming with a layover at the Community College which is interspersed with a dinosaur museum. How could you get any work done in school when there's always a T-Rex like 10 feet away? It just seems irresponsible. Dinosaurs are too awesome to just be hanging around. If going to the Natural History Museum didn't involve putting on pants and going outside and then paying for it wouldn't we all just be there all the time? Or is that just me? Nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd. This the most dangerous flightless bird in history, and a T-Rex.


Our show in Salt Lake City was small, but fun. I played Tin Angel last year and had a great time, so it seemed like a good idea to hit it up again. It was big gear shift from previous shows, going from being the raucous center of attention at punk houses to being pleasant background music while rich people eat expensive (and delicious) food. But everyone was super nice, especially Laura the manager (who is a fantastic jewelry artist), and I finally got a chance to see the Great Salt Lake. Which was, you know, big and salty. This is Pen Pen pretty annoyed that Brigham Young brought him all the way out here and the water's not even drinkable.


Boise (Caldwell, technically) was a house show, and one of the bigger bands in the area (my new nemesis Tartufi) was doing a last minute show and basically sapped the audience. So we played to 6 people, but at least they were 6 people who sang along and heckled in all the right ways. The people who live there are in the first year of growing an organic garden, and most of the food they had was homegrown. So the show may not have been all that but the food definitely was. This is Pen Pen and what I can only assume are watermelons.


We hit the road and headed up to the appropriately named Richland, Washington to play a vineyard. Monday shows are pretty universally terrible wherever you play them. A Monday at a good venue is pretty much a waste of an evening, unless it's a place where you already have a big audience. So I took a cue from a friend and decided to try booking a vineyard show. Because if you're going to play to no-one, you might as well get well paid, well fed, and well boozed. And we did. So what if basically the only people who watched was a waitress and her parents? Though there was an epic moment when two 8 year old boys got up to dance around while I played “Oh! What a Captain of Industry” that made the whole thing worth it. Actually, just the food made the whole thing worth it. So the past 3 days have been filled with unspectacular shows, but pretty damn spectacular (and all organic!) food. And after 2 weeks of eating Subway and gas station egg salad sandwiches (no word yet on whether I've been infested with brain-enhancing parasites. But I wont know for sure until I can get a holophoner.) that was a trade off I could live with. This is Pen Pen totally selling out.


This is a song I wrote one time. You should download it and share with your friends.

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